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“A 2007 letter included this drawing of a drowning polar bear being eaten simultaneously by a shark and a lobster.”
“He and his wife have one child and one dog. Neither is for sale.”
RT @themagazineapp: The Magazine has been sold! http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/marco-arment-sells-the-magazine-to-its-editor-glenn-fleishman-209349501.html …
Annual reminder: Fuck Garrison Keillor.
“Hey beautiful, can you get me a Bud heavy?”
“Can I get a Sierra Nevada?”
“Can I have a single plum in perfume floating in a man’s hat?”
Me: “How *are* you?”
Family friend: “How are *you*??”
Mommy <gestures to my empty Christmss Ale glasses> “He’s fine.”
“We’re having wine with dinner. You don’t have to, though.”
“I’ll try some, what the shit. YOLO! YOLO! You only live once!”
“I haven’t had problems with my speakers…”
Kyle: “You also didn’t go to the <waving arms> BEST PARTY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY for four years.”
Katie: “They are all called Katie’s iPhone like George Foreman’s children are all called George Foreman.”