Make a self for your name.

He said the difference between us was that he saw life as a bad joke while I saw it as a pretty good one.

I came. I saw. I tweeted.

There's a madness to my method.

First things first. Then second things first.

Given enough time and space anything can happen. And does.

If I had a pet I would call it Peeve.

Why not The Goddess Particle?

Monsters are big.

Where there's delusion there's hope.

Uranus jokes are asinine.

Harmonize reality.

Everything has a logical explanation. Except the universe.

There are too many morbidly obtuse people.

It's not the heat. It's the stupidity.

"Life is like riding a bicycle; in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving." -- Albert Einstein

Artists mix work and play.

She wanted to stir me. But seemed uncomfortable when she couldn't control me.

Tacos, ice cream, love, learning, sex, coffee: not necessarily in this order.

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