A special thanks and a happy holiday days goes out to @patmaddox and @lindseylu . Two of the coolest people I know

Wait there was an award show for Twitter last night, oh wow I'm going to sidestep that and gear up for the Facebook awards, "The Bookies".

When Jesus died he came back on the third day in pog form

Every time there is a 404 error there should be a picture of Al Gore crying

I just found out I passed on sex cause I didn't know it was being offered to me #fail

Is trying to live life with less cowbell