i love when people are like "lady gaga just puts glue on and rolls around in random items." by random items do you mean versace or

i am sad so i will post about it on the internet because no one cares in real life, but deep down i realize no one will care online either

i regret everything i do like 0.3 seconds after i do it

CTRL ALT DEL LIFE

ariana has the same cup size as me i'm content with my boobs now

fact of life: everything will be 420% easier if you're attractive

"you just lost yourself a dedicated follower." http://t.co/eI9rLzdT

i want to kiss a boy or like makeout but i never have and i likely never will

i need to get better at making an effort with ppl, if i dont talk to you often its not cause i dont like you its cause im lazy

ellie goulding, marina diamandis, lana del rey, and florence welsh have an epic showdown for the title of indie pop queen

@arianagrande what is the formal name for your fanbase? what should i call myself? an arianer? a grande non fat green tea latte?

♡ b o y s ♡

no wifi no purpose

aly antorcha may no longer have pink hair but her rabbit is still albino and you shouldn't take her seriously

@lohanthony sorry about your fan frenzy anthony

hey i just met you and this is crazy but i have named all 14 of our children and booked our wedding venue

i was depressed and suicidal before it was cool #yolo

i dont get it i am so hot and funny and nice and smart WHY DONT BOYS LIKE ME

have u ever noticed calm and clam are like the same? do u know what this means? clams are the secret to world peace

sometimes i just want to delete everything and change my name and start over and move to australia and just you know