I exist, gods don't. #atheistrollcall

Dear Christian, Half the 10 commandments are basic human values; not biblical. The other half are the demands of an egotist. #atheist

To all of you theists w/ a "God is my co-pilot" bumper sticker: The 9/11 "pilots" believed the same thing. #justsayin #atheist

@uberfacts "iPromise not to iJump while making iPads."

"Fools fear gods. Wise men fear the fools." - me #atheist

@rickygervais “Dude, the atheist rant is getting old. Give it a rest." - says the people who've been ranting for thousands of years.

Because we don't go on a murderous rampage when someone burns a copy of "The God Delusion". #atheistrollcall

Dear theist, Being an #atheist does not mean that I know all of the answers, it just means that I reject yours.

I prefer to argue with strangers more than I do with family. That's why I fly my #atheist flag on Twitter rather than Facebook.

Dear theist, Monkeys are the ones with tails, apes are the ones without tails. We are apes. That is all. #atheist #evolution

Dear theist, How come you can bitch about a Mosque being erected at Ground Zero but I can't bitch about a cross being put there? #atheist

@whattheffacts I wonder how many babies were "Made in China" at the last Olympics?

Dear Theist, "Everything happens according to God's will/plan." + "Man has free will." = A square circle. #atheist

How to tell when there are fellow #atheists in the room; When you make eye contact during the prayer.

Science is a discipline that regulates & corrects itself. Religion is a discipline that regulates and corrects everyone but itself. #atheist

Dear Theist, I don't rape/ murder/steal because I fear God's punishment, I refrain because I love humanity. #atheist #moral #goodwithoutgod

Dear theist, I can't hate your god, because it doesn't exist. I can however hate what's done in the NAME of your god. #atheist

Being mocked for NOT believing in magic & mythology is just too funny for words. #atheist

Everybody is an atheist. Only the bravest among us all will admit it out loud. #atheistrollcall

Dear theist, Don't assume that just because you know nothing about atheism that I know nothing about the bible. #atheist