"businesses milk cows for cash, whereas artists are like some kind of dairy enthusiasts who just want people to ‘experience milk.’"

@obscureskies Your image macros are the best image macros IMO

sticking a gun in your mouth, and then trying to eat the gun and choking on it #funnywaystokillself

fuk skool

Feel like a cost-benefit analysis of 'going to class (specifically, large lectures)' would show it isn't worth it in terms of grades.

I need that whip man I need those calories this latte is my lunch

Why do the Starbucks employees look incredulous when I tell'm fyeah I want whip on my Pumpkin Spice Latte? Does nobody else fukn get whip??

Yeah we watchn beautfyl YouTubes of girl coverin "Grand theft autumn" by Fall Out Boy don't judge

Rap game awkward phase

@jasminezoo OH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS SAID "A CRAZY BOY." DID NOT MEAn TO RETWEET

Welp I'm a fourth year English major and I use SparkNotes frequently for homework welp

@steveroggenbuck whit waltman

feelin p good about putting my twitter handle in all caps 2day

@beach_sloth alt lit is the 'alt lit' of alt lit

@beach_sloth do it

@steveroggenbuck blue moons

@steveroggenbuck do it

@beach_sloth what?

lol i found $100 on the sidewalk #YOLO http://t.co/DzAZb7YY

@steveroggenbuck sweet