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Im allergic to prison it always causes me to break out!
Moses was the worst tour guide ever!
Laughter strengthens the heart and stabilizes the human mind and sometimes makes you poop yourself!
"Doing stuff is cool but i prefer begrudging others who do stuff"people i went to school with
Bitches be all like "using derogatory terminology towards females makes you sound likes an outdated masoginist, i feel sorry for you"
Because of Russia's anti-gay stance i will not be watching the winter Olympics it's got nothing to do with the fact that i hate sport!
Bono Bloody Bono!
next comedy@thegreenroom letterkenny is May 8th it's going to be some craic heh
"Some day son this will all be yours"father talking about symptoms of hereditary illness
Nandos is just kfc without the batter
If they could only have one child,38% of Americans would prefer a boy and 28% would prefer a girl,the other 34% don't understand percentages
Dublin is great but it's a shame there aren't more pretentious people around!
The second bottle of wine always goes quicker than the first bottle of wine and the sixth bottle of wine you can forget about it
Stephen Hawking was told that he had two years to live by doctors back in 1963. For a genius he sure has bad taste in doctors
Barry Mack: what I lack in likeability I more than make up for in go Fuck yourself