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Ok so just found out rabies aren't rabbit babies!
A male's testes make about 5,000 sperm a second.so Im not just lying on the couch doing nothing
Im allergic to prison it always causes me to break out!
Drug-sniffing dogs are wrong more than 50% of the time. The important thing is that they admit it and grow from the experience
A condom can carry up to 2 litres of liquid so why does it say on the packet to only use them once?
i like my women like i like my fine art, treated with respect or left alone
Moses was the worst tour guide ever!
Laughter strengthens the heart and stabilizes the human mind and sometimes makes you poop yourself!
It's so nice to see that so many comedians can use something as tragic as a death by suicide to increase their notoriety on twitter!
If your DNA was to be stretched out, it would go from the earth to the moon and back 6,000 times and you would be dead!
It's times like this you realise people only know 1 fucking Jayz song!
"Doing stuff is cool but i prefer begrudging others who do stuff"people i went to school with
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.most bees are male, that's why all the bees are dieing!
A lava lamp is only a lava lamp if you use it outside otherwise it's a magma lamp!
Bitches be all like "using derogatory terminology towards females makes you sound likes an outdated masoginist, i feel sorry for you"
Because of Russia's anti-gay stance i will not be watching the winter Olympics it's got nothing to do with the fact that i hate sport!
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