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"Doing stuff is cool but i prefer begrudging others who do stuff"people i went to school with
Bitches be all like "using derogatory terminology towards females makes you sound likes an outdated masoginist, i feel sorry for you"
Because of Russia's anti-gay stance i will not be watching the winter Olympics it's got nothing to do with the fact that i hate sport!
Bono Bloody Bono!
The second bottle of wine always goes quicker than the first bottle of wine and the sixth bottle of wine you can forget about it
Stephen Hawking was told that he had two years to live by doctors back in 1963. For a genius he sure has bad taste in doctors
My girlfriend is such a neat freak, she threw out her lower back because she thought it made the place look untidy
Barry Mack: what I lack in likeability I more than make up for in go Fuck yourself