http://t.co/zpbBsRLk via @reddit

Boy saw Olympic logo and said "oooh McDonalds" that about sums up the Olympics then

http://t.co/LHmHpTyd now that is interesting

My pal has his bike nicked from a locked garage in York, it looks like: http://goo.gl/uqtgs shout if you see it #york #bikes

So Nokia has lept from the burning platform clutching a large anvil. Good luck with that.

WTF? http://bit.ly/c1fa2q

zombie jesus I just want to compile couchdb not eat a raw pig for breakfast

ffs internet, I search for something then buy it, that means I don't want adverts for it the next 2 months.

name and shame! @1stvamp

 http://i.imgur.com/0NB49.jpg  lolz

@everythingabili turn them round and get another days wear

@everythingabili does the reception improve in the cold?

Every few months they decide to block the card, its the same amount, same time, every month for over 18 months @marksandspencer

@everythingabili no mud?

@easyhotels your booking form is an affront to humanity.

http://t.co/LLhmyQ2B THIS

@everythingabili it just reforces how out of touch the whole idea of religion is.

@everythingabili I always had a soft spot for the Gibson Explorer.

M: "Stop calling your sister Jedi scum"
B: "Rebel scum?"
M: "No."

http://t.co/ijn4BxJn this