YO TIGER, IMMA LET YOU FINISH... BUT PRINCESS DIANA HAD ONE OF THE BEST CAR CRASHES OF ALL TIME!

My mom learning how to text is the greatest thing to happen - http://img.ly/1T4Y

Women Laughing Alone with Salad - http://bit.ly/f75Kvd

Saying "Be back later" or "BRB" on twitter is so stupid. Twitter is not IM.

So, some old guy shit his pants in the restaurant while walking back to the table and left a trail of poo.

Ribeye. Hold the shit, please

@marcoarment Look at the millionaire, using dollars for tissues.

/cc: @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies

lol VRML

What do you call 60 guys at home watching the Super Bowl?

The Jets.

I asked mullet guy to take a picture with me, and his girlfriend/sister got super mad at me and told me to go way. - http://img.ly/eYk

WHY THE HELL DO WE NEED A CYDIA STYLE MACAPP STORE?! I CAN JUST DOWNLAOD AND INSTALL THAT SHIT LIKE IVE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS!

The fact that doucheratii is in the TweetBot screenshot irritates me to no end.

I guess the iPhone is agnostic.

It recognizes "god" but doesn't bother to capitalize it.

@photar @patrickpatience Try rubbing one out with clippy's beady little eyes looking at you.

Has anybody tried Jersey Mike's?

Best. Mug. Ever! - http://img.ly/129q

@photar Everyone knows prostitutes use loldroid devices.

Hey errbody! My friend @bryanbell’s new game is out.

Check it out!

 http://bit.ly/LexmeeApp 

@teddysharons yup, pic.twitter.com/VyRfPTTx

First fart in my new jeans!

My friends @bryanbell and @jacobethanwhite worked very hard on this amazing app, Screenshots Journal.

Check it out!

http://t.co/CZ1jvGqf