Man, how good would Chewbacca be at football?

Well @mlb, you put it all on one game, and it was one of the most controversial games in history. But hey, you got the TV ratings!!

In case you were wondering why a one-game playoff is the worst idea anyone could have thought of, you just saw why.

Nothing about this headline is correct, ESPN. They didn't clinch, and you can't walk-off on the road... http://t.co/kUtTCqDZ

Craig Kimbrel is filthy. 4 Ks in the 9th inning tonight. Cy? #braves http://t.co/5t7wefML

@cantpredictball Braves pitching did not record a strikeout tonight. First time they've done that since 1995.

Oh man I am ALREADY sick of Chris Berman... #HRDerby

Playing this lottery is like placing a dollar on a number in roulette. Except instead of 36 numbers, there are 175,000,000. Spin the wheel!

And how 'bout Marla Hooch?? What a hitter!

It truly is a game of inches. One a triple, one a double. #Braves #Rockies http://twitpic.com/5toaa2

The UVA-VT game announcers just noted that most of the fans are wearing the school's colors. #thatscolorcommentary

Parties are like frisbees, if you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.

William H. Macy has got to be the best supporting actor of all time.

It's a law, like water or dinosaurs.

In an ideal world, all 10 fingers would be on my left hand, so that I could use my right hand just for punching.

I would like to conclude my tweet-rant with a proudly extended middle finger in the direction of the Red Sox Nation. That had to sting...

@geecock And that reminds me of a classic: http://bit.ly/1MvtZ9

This room looks like it was decorated by a gay sea monster.

And the Oscar goes to... http://tinyurl.com/ls2acb

Totally awesome. RT @digg_2000 "5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy" - http://bit.ly/7em1c