Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Man, how good would Chewbacca be at football?
In case you were wondering why a one-game playoff is the worst idea anyone could have thought of, you just saw why.
Oh man I am ALREADY sick of Chris Berman... #HRDerby
Playing this lottery is like placing a dollar on a number in roulette. Except instead of 36 numbers, there are 175,000,000. Spin the wheel!
And how 'bout Marla Hooch?? What a hitter!
The UVA-VT game announcers just noted that most of the fans are wearing the school's colors. #thatscolorcommentary
Parties are like frisbees, if you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.
William H. Macy has got to be the best supporting actor of all time.
It's a law, like water or dinosaurs.
In an ideal world, all 10 fingers would be on my left hand, so that I could use my right hand just for punching.
I would like to conclude my tweet-rant with a proudly extended middle finger in the direction of the Red Sox Nation. That had to sting...
This room looks like it was decorated by a gay sea monster.