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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    It would be unfortunate if Coors Lite Iced Tea doesn't use its acronym to its full advertising potential.

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    My fly is down more often than not. It's starting to worry me that I don't know how to pants.

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    I'm at the lakehouse with friends and I have not been killed by an axe murderer, nor has Keanu Reeves sent me love notes from 2 years ago.

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    ahoytheboat______Finn1KimberlyAwk0TacooSkjoldmoeBigBagOfScumMouVanLeeeshurneMmeLaCrooz
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    GreenValentiaAwk0TacooSkjoldmoeBigBagOfScumSirrruh2thestreetz__MarthaCpatchIqaHapizi
  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Nobody is buying my Garfield loves Nermal fan-fiction. Proof that the world is fucked.

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Tywin Lannister, with the classic dad move, this is why you lock the bathroom door. Happy Father's Day! #GoT #GameOfThrones

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Why aren't there more six year olds freaking the fuck out because they can't remember anything from 4 years ago?

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    I hate it when people play their absolutely terrible music in public without headphones. #BlackEyedPeas

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    How does London get The Who, Led Zeppelin and Paul McCartney while Vancouver got Nickelback, Simple Plan and a drunk Catherine O'hara? Fuck

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    If my iPhone autocorrects "do" into "do" one more time, I will be DO mad. 

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Just curious, Retweet if you live in Alberta and still use your phone while driving, despite the bylaw.
    -Sent from my car

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    The people saying "rich people are getting what they deserve" with this flood, while we're on the matter, you deserve a punch in your throat

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    The Olympic medals won by North Korea will be melted down to be used as part of a swing set for Kim Jong Un.

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Remember when Amanda Bynes didn't look like a white Nicki Minaj sprinkled with cocaine?

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    ahoytheboat______Stephanie_S19rob_219____YourStonerBitchBigBagOfScumSirrruhReverend_ScottJustUnstableMe
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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    If the remake of Total Recall doesn't have the lady with the three tits, it will be the biggest waste of 200 million dollars ever!

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Jay Feaster picking like coach Bombay of the Mighty Ducks movies. Expect a cowboy in Rd 2 and a figure skater in Rd 3. #Flames #NHLDraft

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    BigBagOfScumeshurneReverend_ScottJustUnstableMe
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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    #prop8 found unconstitutional. In other news, water is wet and chicken is delicious. American politics are embarrassingly slow.

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    The proper meteorological term is "windy as fuck" #yyc

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Wanna hear something fucked up? I still don't really understand how jet airplanes work.

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  • bawahong
      Bawahong @bawahong

    Hey Toronto, Argo fuck yourself.

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@bawahong

@bawahong

Twenty-six year old hooligan. I put Jack Daniels and Coke in a pot and call it a Jackpot. Proud father of four beautiful imaginary children.