Americans rejoice, @glinner 's Father Ted now available on Netflix streaming! #hallelujah #christmasinnovember

I'm thinking about doing a bacon & tequila cleansing fast next week.

@goangelo Americans can forgive anything except telling the truth.

Damage, Injuries as Teens Set Fires Using Popular Deodorant Axe Body Spray - ABC News http://t.co/2q1Pr5su - paging @neilhamburger

@countermoonbat @angryblacklady LOL!! jesus lord, the hermetically sealed ignorance necessary to make such a ridiculous comment.

query for @neinquarterly ... RT @billmon1: Question: How do people tweet in German? 140 characters gives enough room for what, 1.5 words?

Baxblog: the failure of internet advertising:  http://bit.ly/XClRvL 

@goangelo @macys maybe the guy's a 'lawyer' in the same sense that Trump is a 'billionaire'? =P

The Good, The Bad and a bag of Doritos® Jacked™ Smokey Chipotle Flavored Tortilla Chips #lesserfilms

@angryblacklady Rosemary's Stem Cells #lesserfilms

in disbinding German encyclopedia for its Chromolithographs, just liberated the section on Chromolithographs #verlegen @neinquarterly

In keeping with my New Years resolution, just priced a book club edition of The Fountainhead $12.50. #books #RandroidTax

"where's your section for Amish fiction?" #truecustomertales

RT @rainnwilson: Billy Joel as played by Michael Chiklis as Tony Soprano. attn @churchesband

@churchesband HAH! glad I clicked. Props to that crazy drunk for setting the internet on fire tonight.

@churchesband  http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/07/30/120730fa_fact_remnick … this is ridiculously long, but is a MUST READ article on Bruce.

@churchesband Sauteed Power #reducedsongs #iggy

Fuss, clapping hands to ears as we pass Salvation Army flunky outside market: Dada, there's that HORRIBLE BELL again! #fuss @churchesband

Baxblog: Your Phone is Making You Stupid, Pt. 32:  http://bit.ly/10DgRsO 

@kimfrancesca @integrital plus side: shelved together, the matter/anti-matter reaction between Clarkson & Cash destroyed his bedroom!