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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    "No. Delete it." -Mona Lisa

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    If only Zimmerman had taken this long to decide if someone was guilty.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    There should be a background check before the NRA is allowed to buy a senator.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    My last fart sounded like a dying old woman calling out for her husband Frank.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    Sochi: come for the Olympics, stay because you died.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    "Well, I have to be there at 7, so I'll leave at 7, which means I should shower at 7." -people I'm meeting

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    I hope you're using all the time you save by saying "totes" instead of a "totally" to learn a trade.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks.

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    • 1,412
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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    To get your porn name, take your local weatherman's name and that's it.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    I'm very sorry to hear that the direct and predictable results of your actions happened to you.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    Block my tears, Tim Howard.

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    Every neck tattoo should read "I'm not getting the job, am I?"

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    If Paul Ryan popped up in the first ten minutes of a Law and Order episode, you'd be all "oh, he's the killer".

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's kinda like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer."

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  • bazecraze
      Alex Baze @bazecraze

    Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced.

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