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I wonder if God says "Yes, What?" everytime a woman has an orgasm.
Dear sex life, Welcome to the club! signed, Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, & ET
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to the recent heat wave, rehydrate before you masturbate. You're welcome.
Failure is not an option. Perhaps, but for me its a frequent daily occurance.
This bugs me. Who the heck is Ke$ha?
Letter to Chuck Norris, Ow ow ow OW, we give, uncle, uncle, UNCLE already!~signed, everybody
I just Googled myself. ( yea I'm really that bored ). It was all boring stuff. I need to commit a crime to spice it up a notch. Any ideas?
twitter should randomly add someone to your followers list. that way things stay fresh rather than same ole all the time.
Thought it was broke! But I pumped & pumped, and soon enough out it came. Yep, that old water pump still works great.
PS: Nose, The sneezing thing? Cut that shit out! NOBODY is impressed. Me
#lifewaseasybefore my penis got a mind of its own
Fighting Grime & filth, One bucket O' suds at a time.