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Uh oh, my thumb fits in my belly button. That can't be good, right?
Well hello corn, I hope you had a good trip.
"Yes I would like 20 dollar burgers" - fatties in the drive thru
I'm gonna start calling the gays, rainbros.
2 motorcycle cops = chips; 2 bicycle cops = pacific blue
I think someone committed suicide at my apartment complex, REM's everybody hurts is playing loudly from their apartment.
I have no Internet on my computer, now I understand why porn on VHS existed.
Michael Winslow live, also known as...Morse code live!
I finally watched usual suspects, but I gotta say it's no hobo with a shotgun.
First words to his "girlfriend":
Manti Te'o: a/s/l?
I don't get the relationship of birds and bees. It seems so complicated
Why is Lou Holtz trending on twitter? Did he die again?
It was a good night when your farts sound like an angry Donald duck.