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Ironically 1984 is a book about the future.
I fucking love science*
*as long as it has a nice picture and doesn’t involve any complex physics or maths
I sometimes feel like seeing my parents is like visiting a portrait in an attic.
I hate the idea of giving up but I just don’t think I am going to be able to watch all the porn.
No one has RSVPed to my wife’s abortion shower.
I think it's disgusting that Rolf Harris has been put on suicide watch. Instead of just watching authorities should be trying to stop him.
In a perfect pavlovian response I can’t have wasabi without thinking of LeAnn Rimes.
I loved Rolf Harris as a kid, I never suspected for a second the feelings may have been mutual.
The World Cup is like a woman’s orgasm. There is no good time to ask if it’s over yet.
The World Cup is like finding out someone in your office has cancer. You just want it over quickly because you cant pretend to care anymore
Just one of the reasons Breaking Bad was better than Game of Thrones is I didn’t have to read everyone’s Breaking Bad names on facebook.
People who say sheeple are the real sheeple.