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It’s interesting where couples draw the line. My wife thinks getting a lap dance is cheating but I think it’s ok if she never finds out.
The new Ghostbusters is like God, I’m surprised that people have such strongly held opinions on something they haven’t seen.
Test the waters on a past relationship by sending her a text message that says "I just saw your exact arse doppelgänger"
I just got a haircut so good that I changed the last wishes in my will to “open casket”.
The phone book is like grandma, it arrives once a year uninvited to remind you that it exists.
When people ask me what I think of Donald Trump I just say “He was pretty good in Home Alone 2”
There’s nothing more depressing than realising your contribution, your special gift to the world is middle management.
Saturday morning, when the whole world smells like bacon.
My relationship with Jesus: I'm happy to have been invited to his party but I don't want to be caught in a one on one conversation with him.
Is this about me? https://twitter.com/MrSugarpants1/status/729884775876571136 …
That stuff they put in swimming pools that changes colour when someone pees, they should put that in the ocean.
Mexican hairless is either a type of dog or a porn preference.
If you keep your friends close & your enemies even closer won't your friends wonder "why's he always hanging out with that asshole?"
Life's too short to read your Buffy vegan fan fiction.
Pigs and humans share 98% of our DNA which apparently is a reason not to eat them but not a reason to have sex with them.
I’m not sure what is more upsetting, finding out Prince has died or finding out his full name was Prince Rogers Nelson.
Who are these Supermen that aren't so filled with self loathing after masturbating they can leave comments on a youporn video?
Maybe vegans are always talking veganism to cover up their farts.
The only generalisation you should ever make about a group of people is that they are people.
Baddest man in whole damn town
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