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I was watching repeats of Becker the other day and I think I’ve worked it out. Ted Danson plays a doctor whose name is Becker.
I’m going to restructure my prayers into a click bait format:
“God, if you give me the ability to fly you won’t believe what I’ll do next!!”
Make searching for alien contact easier by weighing the earth every day and if the weight goes up we’ll know that the aliens have landed.
Sex is like maths, being really good at it doesn’t guarantee you won’t be doing it all by yourself.
There are 17 people in this café using either their laptop, tablet or phone and no one is laughing out loud.
Ironically 1984 is a book about the future.
I fucking love science*
*as long as it has a nice picture and doesn’t involve any complex physics or maths
I sometimes feel like seeing my parents is like visiting a portrait in an attic.
I hate the idea of giving up but I just don’t think I am going to be able to watch all the porn.
No one has RSVPed to my wife’s abortion shower.