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Drunk tweeting is better than non drunk tweeting because there's no pressure to be funny, I've got a freckle on my pecker.
What kind of crazed sociopath would describe themselves as "a people person"??????
Don’t be a total sleaze on twitter by letting girls know you’d only “probably” sleep with them.
@anthonyjeannot thanks Ive been having a bit of writers block last couple of months, this last week is the most creative Ive felt in a while
It’s scary to think Michael Jackson’s kids had more chance of a normal life when Michael Jackson was alive.
I hope my wife doesn’t get inspired by Angelina Jolie's preventative mastectomy. Her family has a history of skin cancer.
@deliciouslybad @mickneven @thevicariouspod I can live with that, as a sidekick do I get a costume?
Its ep24 of @thevicariouspod with me & my sidekicks @mickneven & @deliciouslybad ...or maybe I'm the sidekick?
http://www.podomatic.com/podcast/pro_stats …
Despite writing over 25,000 tweets I am yet to write anything in a birthday card that I have liked even a little.
@mrsugarpants1 and I just took our relationship to the next level. He is as tender as I had always imagined.
Sometimes reminiscing is just opening a wound you'd thought had completely healed.
Whenever I feel lost in life I look at my WWJJD bracelet (What Would Jesus Jones Do) and start singing Right Here Right Now.
The baddest man in the whole damn town
