“@iamtrailerswift: I wonder what I'll do today besides get high and talk to my cat.” @princessm0nicaa 😹

Blaring country and cleaning my room, I have to cleanse my ears from all the music I've been hearing recently.

If I had a bb gun those birds would think twice about sitting by my window....

"@country_words: But you treat her right and she'll love you like no one else. -George Strait"

I'm so fucking hungry. I just want to go to a buffet and eat til I pass out. #foreverhungry #feedme

And of course Easy by Rascall Flatts has to come on, #really?

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and feel less. #undateable #thirstybitch

Was swinging my fitting room key around, it flipped up in the air and I caught it without looking. Like a boss. And of course no one saw.