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Just tried to put a cape on my hamster. She didn't like that idea. She prefers to be nude
You gotta love a guy that can pick you up and wrap your legs around him while fucking
Wow! Somebody on fb is devastated. What's even more surprising is that she's not gonna explain why. She just gonna leave that shit hanging
Hey automatic toilet, what's your hurry?
Dear chick on fb, there's a reason you have to take all those pics of yourself. Nobody else wants to see pics of you. So stop posting them!!
Hate when the two layers of toilet paper on two-ply don't roll out together
Im so stoned right now. Only thing good about my back injury is the drugs. If only the drugs actually helped my back.
Some of y'all take twitter way too serious. It's a social network, not a job! You don't get paid for followers and stars.
Grown man, I no longer care what college fraternity you belonged to.
This is perfect front porch sittin' weather....I need a front porch, though
At least my vibrator is waiting for me. I'm getting some action tonight!
Being desperate for sex and being desperate for attention are two totally different things. It's easy to get penises...
How do I get one of those jobs where I will be sexually harassed by a successful, horny boss?
OMG! I really don't care what your baby is doing in utero at 29 weeks. #fb
Don't people on undercover boss watch tv? How do they not know its the head of company
I really want to kick you in the face
So disappointed in that storm. I love storms, I need a good one
No I will not send you a picture of my lady parts!
There are others on here that'll give you a free show, I respect myself too much for that
I like to kick...A LOT! Live in #Tampa, love #taekwondo, dogs, and sunshine. I have 3 really cool kids. #fitness #Ehlers-Danlos