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If I had balls, I'd be sweating them off right now. Community pool is like bath water
Beach volleyball here I come!
I'm 34. I should really decide what I want to be when I grow up
"vaginas so hard motherfuckers wanna find me" just doesn't have same ring to it
Doors confuse me. Push? Pull? Just be automated damn it!
Well crap!!! Doing leg press and the upper shin knee area just started to hurt! But I didn't do anything this time!!! Grrrrrrr
What's worse than my kids' inability to remember to flush the toilet after taking a dump?
My dog's breath after he fishes for turds.
Love how my son does sound effects for every action
Well that sucks, I get an interview, it goes awesome, but I don't want the job. I want a job I like
At goodwill for old furniture. Somebody took a dump in dressing room. Classy group of people here
Taking boys to Judo and then swimming laps. Just wish my head would stop pounding
Settle down, girl. You're not THAT hot
Dropped of resume this morning for a pt position. Fingers crossed
You go ahead and work those yoga pants, I'll be out here working my bikini
I like to kick...A LOT! Live in #Tampa, love #taekwondo, dogs, and sunshine. I have 3 really cool kids. #fitness #Ehlers-Danlos