@brubaker You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here. #voightkampff

2:40 in the morning. I see @jpalmiotti is still awake and talking to fans. true pro. #c2e2

but only 80's Billy Joel songs. RT: @mrhoratiosanz: Don't invite me to your funeral unless you want me to sing.

@divacandicem like this? http://t.co/iBqottGT

"when you're a Fett, you're a Fett all the way, from your first Carbonite to your last dyin' day." #broadwayStarWars

@air_inmarie @mar_gauxx @grooosh I'm down.

@adriannecurry it's not just ladies

@thejillthompson Sagittarius can pull off their, there, and they're.

@mintzplasse Hair Force One #badbandnames (which, i shit you not, is an actual local band here in PA)

@mrhoratiosanz Crackle has free Larry Sanders episodes.

@asupremedalek Lazy Dalek: "PROCRASTINATE!! PROCRASTINATE!!"

@gosox05 I try ;)

done. just. done.

@thenardvark "you know, across from the Starbucks."

@thenardvark and 90% of all tweets were ASS

time to curl up and listen to what @ginagrad had to say today. also to see if @randywangpgp reveals anything embarassing. #PGP

@toplessrobot had it first. RT @nprnews: Canada To Zombies: Drop Dead, Eh  http://n.pr/WrsYGU 

@ginagrad so I'm confused. is making out in the alley a good thing or a bad thing? #PGP

watching the Lost pilot. where's @ginagrad when I need her?

@jasonbiggs @bobsaget dammit you two. I just said "cum pocket" out loud like it was the Hot Pockets jingle.