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To everyone mad about Joe Paterno's statue being taken down - just look the other way & pretend it's not happening.
No sex ed. No birth control. Pregnant? No abortion. Have a kid? Stay home. No income? No assistance. #GOPplanforwomen
Zuckerberg lecturing Obama on privacy is like, I don't know, lecturing on human rights from Russia?
Shoutout to the customer today who said, "I'm looking for a book called 'Collected Essays.' I don't know the author."
I don't understand how someone can have no regrets about killing someone. I have regrets over how I made dinner tonight.
I was startled to learn this week that rap music causes racism. I had no idea so many grandparents were into hip-hop.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You may benefit
And tacitly endorse
Systems that you don't
This is how hegemony works
How many lone wolves before someone stops and says, "Hey, you think maybe there's a pack out there?"
Finally, a team brave enough to speak up for rich, white men. #RomneyRyan2012
No Country For Non-White Men #RepublicanMovies
I don't want violent people in America either, but it's not realistic to expect another country to take in millions of U.S. men.
It's now officially easier to break into the White House than it is to vote in Ohio.
'Twas the night before Christmas
And it was a scene
Man, folks are plain DONE
North Carolina, your status as the good Carolina is now under review.
Dick Cheney got a heart. Now if W. gets a brain and Colin Powell gets some courage, Condi can click her heels & go home.
I feel bad for unsexy vampires, forever trying to live up to the unrealistic expectations of media stereotypes.
Sentence expert. Historical mystic. Paragon of futility.
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