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Would Anne Frank have been a Belieber? No. In fact, millions blindly following an idiot is why she was in that attic.
To everyone mad about Joe Paterno's statue being taken down - just look the other way & pretend it's not happening.
No sex ed. No birth control. Pregnant? No abortion. Have a kid? Stay home. No income? No assistance. #GOPplanforwomen
Zuckerberg lecturing Obama on privacy is like, I don't know, lecturing on human rights from Russia?
Shoutout to the customer today who said, "I'm looking for a book called 'Collected Essays.' I don't know the author."
Finally, a team brave enough to speak up for rich, white men. #RomneyRyan2012
No Country For Non-White Men #RepublicanMovies
North Carolina, your status as the good Carolina is now under review.
Dick Cheney got a heart. Now if W. gets a brain and Colin Powell gets some courage, Condi can click her heels & go home.
I feel bad for unsexy vampires, forever trying to live up to the unrealistic expectations of media stereotypes.
Tampa to be declared a major disaster area next week. Also, there might be a hurricane.
Bristol Palin is my least favorite Kardashian.
The people who die vs. the people who live is bullshit, man.
Happy Independence Day to everybody the Supreme Court recognizes as people.
If altar boys could get pregnant, the Catholic Church would have no problem with birth control. #uppers
You shouldn't be able to call yourself Hobby Lobby if you lobby against the best hobby.
Actual definitions of words #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans
Go protest anything. You'll be cordoned behind a fence three blocks away. But religious zealots can harass clinic patients with impunity.
A dad and underachieving Ph.D. (History) making the most of above average intelligence and below average motivation since 1975
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