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Would Anne Frank have been a Belieber? No. In fact, millions blindly following an idiot is why she was in that attic.
To everyone mad about Joe Paterno's statue being taken down - just look the other way & pretend it's not happening.
No sex ed. No birth control. Pregnant? No abortion. Have a kid? Stay home. No income? No assistance. #GOPplanforwomen
Zuckerberg lecturing Obama on privacy is like, I don't know, lecturing on human rights from Russia?
Finally, a team brave enough to speak up for rich, white men. #RomneyRyan2012
No Country For Non-White Men #RepublicanMovies
North Carolina, your status as the good Carolina is now under review.
Dick Cheney got a heart. Now if W. gets a brain and Colin Powell gets some courage, Condi can click her heels & go home.
Tampa to be declared a major disaster area next week. Also, there might be a hurricane.
Bristol Palin is my least favorite Kardashian.
The people who die vs. the people who live is bullshit, man.
If altar boys could get pregnant, the Catholic Church would have no problem with birth control. #uppers
You shouldn't be able to call yourself Hobby Lobby if you lobby against the best hobby.
Actual definitions of words #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans
It's really unfair how President Obama keeps quoting Mitt Romney accurately. #DNC2012
Corporations are people. Women, not so much. #WakeUpToMitt
How bad is NBC at sports coverage? They won't show the Olympics live, but they broadcast every Notre Dame football game.
USA should've saved some money and worn raspberry berets. You can get them in any second hand store. #OpeningCeremonies
If the threat of vote fraud is enough for a law, why isn't the threat of violence enough for gun regulation? #nerdland
I've always been a Clint Eastwood guy. And now he's supporting Romney. #Unforgiven
making the most of above average intelligence and below average motivation since 1975