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Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer designs a terrible car? Well, I just watched a room full of Homers design a website.
In case no one's bothered to tell you and you can't figure it out for yourself, microwaving fish at work makes you an asshole.
As I meet our summer interns, I realize that my greatest concern for the younger generation is who the fuck named these kids?
I proofread 100% of the emails I send because I'm a professional. I don't proofread until after I send them because I'm an idiot.
"Hmm. I've got a lower tax burden but no increase in demand for my services. Guess I should hire somebody." — No business owner ever
Thinking about hosting a workshop entitled "How to write a fucking email".
I never get super drunk. Just SUPER.
Like so many Republicans with gay kids, managers really care about RWD once they get iPads.
One of the greatest gifts I've given myself is never once trying Minecraft.
You don't really know a person until you know what they think of Florida.
Last thing I remember hearing: "…from the perspective of leveraging the cloud" Then it all went black. I woke up and blood was everywhere.
Boston knows fuck all about street food for drunks. Just sayin’
It would piss me off when folks wouldn't use the subject field. Then I met a guy that only used the subject field. Well played, better idiot
People that don't switch to the black & white Dropbox menubar icon are the worst kind of people.