Pineapple Express, Hangover, Superbad, Step Brothers. #classics

676 songs!? And you can fuck my bitch to every one of them @lilbthebasedgod <3

#yourinnernigga makes you automatically go AYEEEEEE! when a song with a danceable beat comes on. no matter where it is.

Fuck what you heard, Beyonce is NOT the next Whitney Houston. This is final and not up for debate, so please dont even.

Damn Webbie. L-I-F-E S-E-N-T-E-N-C-E, do you know what that means?

😂😂😂😂😂 RT "@kony_no_island: Shay got to have the nappiest nastiest vagina on earth to keep getting dumped by broke niggas on television"

There is no reason you should look as though you're on your way to Bodi at 10:00 on the first day of classes.

If you can't spell Lauryn Hill correctly, don't tweet about her. #Dismissed

The way Drake seems comfortable wearing white pants in all his videos, he must use those maxi-pads for heavy flow.

People give some of the stupidest answers on Family Feud. and their family is still like, "Good answer!" no bitch, what's your purpose.

I'm too much of a #winner to stress your #losing behavior.

#agoodboyfriend isn't a perfect boyfriend, but he tries his hardest to be all he can for you.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔Got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple girlfriends, im so hood rich.

Root Beer is for real niggas only.

I wanna see Pitch Perfect!

Romney suggests we borrow money for college from our parents, in the event he gets elected. WHO THE HELL YOU THINK WE GETTING MONEY FROM?

I am a paleontologist. That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I ammmm.

Charlotte's having that "Chile, turn off that television and get away from the windows!" type weather.

NCSU is nasty as fuck for this rancid ass gum wall. 😒

Kanye and GOOD music are bringing hell to other artists because they are champions and losers can't get down with their sound.