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  • beautifl1s
      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Playing with my daughters. I hope there's no muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin Barbie™ plane!

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    ObeseVeganBeerhazeJoyPlazaRoxetteMabellonBillMc7BettyLiesMiss_IceQueenJust_Junk_It______
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    OMG! It's gorgeous outside! I'm riding with my top down! I wish I had a convertible!

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    JoyPlazaBillMc7BettyLiesMiss_IceQueenTrick_or_tweetJust_Junk_It______razorwittedpiercedbrat
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Quick show of hands. Who thinks I can eat this entire pan of brownies I made before the last one gets cold?

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    lodelaro__________BettyLiesJust_Junk_It______DadsUpLate.______drewmonge________ashamedtosayreverendrossMrBigFists
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    To do: bitch about to do list ✔

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    JoyPlazaBettyLiesJust_Junk_It______ImDoubleG________piercedbratDadsUpLate.______ashamedtosayreverendross
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Getting out of bed, reluctantly I might add, but these kids aren't gonna yell at themselves.

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    ItwasAutumn1974lodelaro__________Just_Junk_It______piercedbratnewbadkristenoversixashamedtosayfactualfiction___
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    I believe you CAN, in fact, trust a big butt and a smile. Related: trust me

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    Just_Junk_It______ImDoubleG________piercedbratDadsUpLate.______drewmonge________ashamedtosayMrBigFistskristenoversix
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    This is where I draw the line ______. See? There. I drew it.

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    Alias1on1lodelaro__________Just_Junk_It______piercedbratDadsUpLate.______kristenoversixashamedtosayMrBigFists
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    I can't believe some of these nuts alrdy have their Halloween decorations up! Oops! Brb! The wind just blew my giant inflated punkin over!

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    Just_Junk_It______kristenoversixMrBigFistscarrmah__________LovableDoofus____JohnnyChimpoTrick_or_tweetredtothetone______
  • beautifl1s
      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    So Disney has it's first black princess! First? But I've been here all along! Whatevs! *rolls eyes, adjusts tiara*

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    llvvzzAlias1on1ricfiashamedtosayMrBigFistskristenoversixredtothetone______nhmagpie__________
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    As long as their butts are still visible, I don't care what their pants look like. So what team are we talking about?

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    llvvzzDadsUpLate.______kristenoversixashamedtosayMrBigFistscarrmah__________LovableDoofus____nhmagpie__________
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    I'm gonna need my family to go naked for a week or so if I'm ever gonna get caught up with laundry.

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    lodelaro__________razorwittedpiercedbratredtothetone______Girl11Elevenfactualfiction___ImAwake2PrissyPance
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    On the bright side, having received tickets in the mail from each and every 1 of 'em, I now *know* where all of the town's speed cams are.

    • 10
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    piercedbratricfikristenoversixashamedtosayMrBigFistscarrmah__________redtothetone______Trick_or_tweet
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Brushed my teeth w/ Dora the Explorer toothpaste by mistake this morning now I'm all "where r we going?" (clap clap clap) "Blueberry Hill!"

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    DadsUpLate.______ashamedtosayMrBigFistscarrmah__________OverlandParkerSC_Switchboardsillysgoodredtothetone______
  • beautifl1s
      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    At the home show. I know, I know! This rock star life gets to be a bit much, even for me, sometimes! Ooh look! Fireplace inserts! brb...

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    razorwittedashamedtosayMrBigFistscarrmah__________redtothetone______DadsUpLate.______ImAwake2kristenoversix
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    So excited! Just saw trailer for Bring It On 14: Senior Year! ...I'm guessing they mean senior as in 65+

    • 9
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    kristenoversixashamedtosayMrBigFistscarrmah__________LovableDoofus____redtothetone______DadsUpLate.______ImAwake2
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Watching my girls do naked ballet in the shower; proof that kids watch what you do more so than they listen to what u say.

    • 9
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    ashamedtosayreverendrossMrBigFistscarrmah__________DadsUpLate.______kristenoversixSlowReadskolchak
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Rmbr Elvira from UP All Night? That's me, w/o wig,makeup,creepy dress. I mean, I hv all that, just not wearing it... I can go put it on; brb

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    DadsUpLate.______kristenoversixMrBigFistscarrmah__________nterplanetjanetlisamkentmottsapplesblacklews
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    My girls were up b4 6am; & by girls I don't mean boobs. Related: If u refer to your boobs as girls, u totally suck. Still don't mean boobs.

    • 9
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    DadsUpLate.______kristenoversixMrBigFistscarrmah__________nterplanetjanetlisamkentmottsapplesblacklews
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      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    "Cath Me If You Can" -a documentary about a deadly game played by hospital staff across the country. #removeoneletterfilms

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    MelmanBlacklittlepackagemickheuerman
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    keithmomickheuermanRebeccaHallerWildOliveTwigamanda0852
  • beautifl1s
      Carla R. @beautifl1s

    Feed a fish, he lives for a day. Forget to feed him for days, he dies. Apparently.

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    anjeanettecolivetoes________lucyspet__________OutOfTheBrewmikeym00ntheyrebl1ndredtothetone______strandell
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