@beautifl1s' (Carla R.) most faved Tweets...
Quick show of hands. Who thinks I can eat this entire pan of brownies I made before the last one gets cold?
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I can't believe some of these nuts alrdy have their Halloween decorations up! Oops! Brb! The wind just blew my giant inflated punkin over!
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On the bright side, having received tickets in the mail from each and every 1 of 'em, I now *know* where all of the town's speed cams are.
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As long as their butts are still visible, I don't care what their pants look like. So what team are we talking about?
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Brushed my teeth w/ Dora the Explorer toothpaste by mistake this morning now I'm all "where r we going?" (clap clap clap) "Blueberry Hill!"
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I'm gonna need my family to go naked for a week or so if I'm ever gonna get caught up with laundry.
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So Disney has it's first black princess! First? But I've been here all along! Whatevs! *rolls eyes, adjusts tiara*
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At the home show. I know, I know! This rock star life gets to be a bit much, even for me, sometimes! Ooh look! Fireplace inserts! brb...
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So excited! Just saw trailer for Bring It On 14: Senior Year! ...I'm guessing they mean senior as in 65+
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Watching my girls do naked ballet in the shower; proof that kids watch what you do more so than they listen to what u say.
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Rmbr Elvira from UP All Night? That's me, w/o wig,makeup,creepy dress. I mean, I hv all that, just not wearing it... I can go put it on; brb
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My girls were up b4 6am; & by girls I don't mean boobs. Related: If u refer to your boobs as girls, u totally suck. Still don't mean boobs.
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No school today. Baking sweet things 4 my sweet things. I just may get into this motherhood thing. After a couple more martinis, of course.
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