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Would it be wrong to attend an AA meeting just to find some new drinking friends?
feel like I should masturbate before going out....want to get that "just got fucked" glow going.
Just because people are new to twitter, doesn't mean you should be a douche bag to them!
Once on twitter, life as you knew it is over! You fantasize abt total strangers and tell them secrets you wouldn't share with anyone else.
I just bought 2 packs of xl condoms to make the little hot girl behind the counter jealous!
Some of you scare me a little...and I fucking love that!
Tweeting and touching myself are like peanut butter and jelly!
I want someone that doesn't care how fucking crazy I can be!!
If anyone out there is stalking me....can you leave a bottle of wine at my door please?
Does it bother you that I gently touch your Avi if I find you attractive?
Married couples on twitter? How is that working out?
sometimes being married is really lonely.
Only on twitter can you get applauded for addictions, vices and a filthy mind! I fucking love you twitter!
Boys....if she tells you to spank her.....do it hard!
Nice titties=free drinks! Being a woman is fan-fucking-tastic!
It is just twitter people....smile!!
I just got on FB for the first time in weeks....it is fucking difficult to be nice to people now! Thank you Twitter!
I hate when my husband screams from downstairs while I'm trying to masturbate!!!! Frustrating!
being horny is like being starving....once you get your fill, you just need a nap!
Women that wear too much makeup... Don't! You are beautiful without it!
if it feels good, do it! http://favstar.fm/users/beautifulycrzy