It's my bday weekend & St.Patrick's Day as well. So obviously Im gunna be WGW & do some shameless things @shamelessgrlprb @wastedwhitegirl

“@hellonheelsgirl: Here's to all the push up bras that have lead to free drinks!” @allieballagh #youownthembras #boobs #ftg

Only on pei would it call for frost over night and a high of 23 degrees the next day #peiprobs #all4seasons

“@sluttygrlprobs: Can't tell if I'm practicing yoga, or sex positions. #sluttygirlproblems” @allieballagh 😉 #hotyoga #skinny #fit

I really want florida georgia line to come to the CBMF #dayumbaby #cruise

"Can I get banned from Joy Kidd too? How do I do that!?"- @mandy_wylie #jointhebandwagon

Getting #spineless tonight? @connor153 #drunk

Whatever the question, liquor is the answer. Preferably beer, but liquor is key #drunk

Merry Christmas to all my little Kidds!! I miss y'all and love yas too! Xox <3 #joykidd #unb

Look around at who God has placed in your life. They're not there by accident

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@melissunderhill well here are a few for ya #alpacacraze pic.twitter.com/fZlabegv

"some people care too much. I think it's called love" - Winnie the Pooh

"@stats_canada: 4 out of 5 Canadians have farted in a Roots." @jacklynmac @morganthorburn #sucksforyou haha

@lovesexdoctor: The aroma of wine can sexually stimulate both men & women, turning them on instantly. @karissamcnabb @halescree #wineFTW

"@whennboys: Dear guys, getting a lot of girls isn't something you should be proud of. Keeping one is."@karissamcnabb

"@sluttygrlprobs: Getting black out at your own party. #sluttygirlproblems"@j_sandz #ohthememories #f-i-f-i #tightandbright

"@uberfacts: The hormone responsible for growth is produced while you sleep.⁰" I obviously didn't sleep enough as a child #shortgirlprobs

"@uberfacts: Drinking beer actually gives you a healthy dose of silicon, which helps strengthen your bones and teeth."#Goodenoughreasonforme

"@autocorrects: Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus."@_andrewodell