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It really is sad that the only man I see in his undies all the time is my roomie. The least he could do is be hot or even semi attractive.
Sign you're dating a cop: when you start using words like: 'standby,' 'enroute,' and 'male' or 'female' in normal conversation.
There's 2 girls here in short glittery dresses. They've been drinking for hours. My bet: at close they'll be crying or one will be lost.
Another car just passed me while I was stopped to let people walk across the road in front of me. Apparently my consideration was annoying.
Getting off my lazy ass to go to Best Buy and buy Wii Active...hardest part is just getting off this damn couch.
Wow. Lost a couple followers today. Heartbroken? Nope. Followers may come and go, but beer will always remain. That and bills. Stupid bills.
I wanna be that person that goes out onto the field during football games and squirts water into the players' mouths. I could do that.
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Taco Bell run to get drink refills for my co-worker and myself. Really, it wasn't as glamorous as I'd hoped it would be.
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Was just told I was the ''man in this relationship'' bc I don't cook and do the dishes. I offered Sean a tampon.
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Guy friend to me: ''Wow, your butt looks big tonight. Don't worry, big in a good way.'' <- True friend. True story.
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Getting ready for work on one of the ''biggest bar nights of the year.'' I hope I make it out alive without killing anyone tonight. . .
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Guy: 'My friend wants to meet you.' Me: 'I'm seeing someone.' G: 'He has 5 kids by 4 women.' M: 'Fuck off.'
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Guy friends waited til the end of the night to inform me they could see up my skirt all night as I sat on stage. Dicks.
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....AND my cat just bit me for no apparent reason. Tonight has been a great night, just to let ya know.
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