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This beer tastes like weed. I'm not sure how I feel about this but I'll keep drinking until I decide.
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smithjeremybloberttalks_in_maths
fuck. fuck fuck. fuck fuck.
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burwell
fuck. off. you're killing my buzz, brah.
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93octane
"wait, do you have verizon? oh girl, let me put you in my circle!" -@graham_morrison
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xCaitlinx
also, yes, if you visit an nfl player in nebraska, you WILL be sleeping with him.
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xCaitlinx
baby, i thought this was going to be fast and furious, not gone in 60 seconds.
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unanythingwolfeyesdvsjrGdongandalf
guess i better start working on my tan for #summerseve10.
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Gdongandalf
thank you, facebook, for your "answer questions about friends" app that notified me to that some dude thinks my mom is "sexy."
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timhaines
giving the last of my dollars to this hottie at the garage to change my transmission fluid. not so awesome.
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burwell
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL OF THESE HOT BITCHES GRINDING TO MY SICK TECHNO BEATS! UHN TSS UHN TSS UHN TSS
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natters1210jebanthonyunanything
HEY MAN! CHECK OUT MAH FLEKX! THERE'S LIKE 18 OF THEM TO GO WITH MY 18,000 DECIBELZ I'M CRANKIN OUT DOWN HERE. UHN TSS UHN TSS UHN TSS
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natters1210unanything
no. i am *not* a taxi cab.
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natters1210
Operation ROYGBIV is a GO!
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blairblends
THIS GUY JUST TOOK OUT HIS EYEBALL.
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natters1210
there's a sea of black out here except for my green coat and this guy's grey hair.
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Skittle_Brains
this guy has called me 5 times already today and this makes it a 6th. not at all creepy.
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Davedebruynenatters1210
@GuyMcMannerson HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOT ME
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GuyMcMannerson
buying some tissues and bojangles chicken supremes for @jakes_arm. also, balls.
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natters1210
leftover mexican, studying & then it's off to dharma
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blobert
making my mexican lasagna. oh it's going to be so good.
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lbautist
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