Programmer Nightmare #97: Every piece of shit you throw together because of an insane deadline lives forever.

If you ever touch markup, read @lukestevens' book. I'm not using HTML5 structural tags anymore. http://t.co/XoEJSVsZ

Will people just stop making job postings with the term "rock star" already?

I contributed to Open Source. Feels pretty damn good. Who knew?

I'm not alone. "After becoming disillusioned with RoR, I redeveloped the app in PHP using CodeIgniter..." http://t.co/AODsWSk

OMG Pinterest has an iPad app, oh wait I have a penis, never mind.

Shocking Windows 8 didn’t catch on. Shocking.

According to the Dept. of Homeland Security, the current threat level is just kidding, we thought the colors were stupid too.

So exactly NONE of the top 15 films of 2012 are on @netflix streaming?

Counterfeit Apple Store in China, complete with fake staff t-shirts. One of a few. http://t.co/dNNkmPI

Why would you want to remove Laser Hair? Sounds pretty cool.

If an app isn't being actively developed, it's actively dying.

Foursquare is the Pet Rock of our time.

mlb.mlb.com/mlb/

fucking, really?

Maybe the Internet should change the meaning of Santorum to Chik-fil-A Special Sauce.

"Have you heard the awesome news?" The world will end starting May 21. http://t.co/Q0XbCog

I am informed that @gruber coined #dickbar. He gets no awards or prizes then because he already has them all.

How to hide Thinking at Work so that the Non-Programmers don't suspect Slacking? http://bit.ly/fn07Dx

To a startup that notifies you when something you want goes on sale: Sorry, don’t want anything.

Cargo Culting in JavaScript

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