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I came across a girl on Facebook whose status is, "OFFICIALLY DONE COLLAGE!"
So, yeah. Things look promising for her.
So, yeah. Things look promising for her.
As my age goes up, my bullshit threshold goes down.
It's currently in a race with my boobs for rock bottom.
It's currently in a race with my boobs for rock bottom.
In The Olden Days, you had to get in your car, drive to someone's house & stick a star on their forehead when they said something clever.
If I had a penis for a day... First thing I'd do is swivel my hips and get it going like a windmill.
Why do people buy all the bread, eggs & milk when a storm is approaching? Does French Toast have some protective quality I'm unaware of?
I put the "arse" in "arsenic".
I also put the "arsenic" in your "morning coffee".
Revenge is best served with a donut.
I also put the "arsenic" in your "morning coffee".
Revenge is best served with a donut.
When I was young, I had to masturbate uphill both ways.
Wearing nothing but stilettos and pasties. IN THE SNOW!
Wearing nothing but stilettos and pasties. IN THE SNOW!
I love my Thesaurus.
Actually, LOVE isn't a strong enough word.
I just can't think of a better one right now.
Actually, LOVE isn't a strong enough word.
I just can't think of a better one right now.
“Killing Spree” sounds much more festive than “Mass Murder”. Like a party I would wear a Molotov cocktail dress to.
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