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Question. If they are so hungry over there in Africa, why don't the just go to Burger King? That's what I do when I'm hungry.
Good news ladies, my balls have just been certified as an official "Chin Warmer".
Why do dogs have nipples? Their tits are really ugly.
Hey you, ya you...nice tits
Wow if you don't wipe your ass after you shit it gets really, really itchy...and when you scratch it, your fingers smell.
My girlfriend popped a zit on my back and it exploded all over her face, so I went to the bathroom a jerked off
I don't understand how people keep getting eaten by sharks, can't they hear the music?
Snow is not suppose to taste like salt, oh wait, that's sperm. Sorry my bad, same colour
Do you suck your mothers cock with that mouth?
Hey there fuckers, it's been a while, so suck my hairless balls, that is all for now
Did you know that fire is the leading cause of fires in North America and around the world?
Black girls boobs produce chocolate milk. Chocolate milk and Oreo cookies I'm having wet dreams tonight!!!
I spent all day burying my cat. It wouldn't have taken so long, but he kept jumping out of the hole
Why are they called "chicks with dicks" and not dudes with boobs?
THIS IS URGENT!!!! We have to get the word out ASAP!!! The movie Babes in Toyland is not a porno. Please RT to everyone. GET THE WORD SPREAD
The best pick up line to use in a gay bar, " excuse me, but can I push in your stool."