RT @wordsofahooker: Democrats: OBAMA IS WINNING!
Republicans: ROMNEY IS WINNING!
Tea Party: THERE'S A MORMON AND A MUSLIM ON TV!!

awsome... RT @ibt_jake Hahaha -> RT @modernegezegden: Born before about 1990? Then this pic will tickle you; http://t.co/JxaOe84F

ok that's just awesome... MT @jerilryan: Good God “@stevenav: wet koalas are somewhat less cute than I imagined. pic.twitter.com/4fJj0039OF”

@lunarobverse The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence...  http://www.csgv.org/  cc @csgv

Brew day tomorrow... First all-grain... IPA... http://t.co/df6uyeVO #homebrew #flabrew

@darthcleavage reminds me of this one... http://t.co/mTxfk5yA #thatsnomoon #ohwait

I want to pre-order NOW!! RT @wilw @georgetakei: I have a million dollar idea for you, George. A cologne, designed by you, called... EAU MY.

If you are at @gabf, go visit @cigarcitybeer and hug Joey and Wayne for putting Florida on the #craftbeer map.

True! RT @brewkkake: Hey, Gordon Biersch - don't worry about anyone getting you and Oskar Blues confused. Oskar Blues is known for good beer

@neiltyson however, if you got rid of all equipment and suits/costumes... Batman tears him apart...

@jeffhouck ...nor can we have wasabi, jalapenos, or pesto...

Oh look...  http://yfrog.com/es48168352j  cc @wilw #TBBW

@adriennewfla OH NO!!! A CHICKENS MIGHT GET LOOSE!!! #panic #mayem #flailingarms

@nerdsrockk The Barefoot Walk of Shame... #Respect

He is such a pretty man. :p RT @brewkkake: Whoa - Tim from @cigarcitybeer is at @duesouthbrewing for a collaboration brew. #flabrew

They should have a "signing day" for top notch students who actually go to college for an education... #justsayin

@nerdsrockk how about this?  http://yfrog.com/klu73lyj 

Aaaahahahaha!!! RT @peterhollens Yes. This is my style. #true  http://instagr.am/p/UTFwHwJm0u/ 

@hawknut Well, technically, if a West Coast game goes into multiple overtimes, you COULD be watching it through midnight into your birthday.

@sexmemexi never...