I'm still not convinced I'm enough of an adult to make major life decisions without my parents' consent. #20SomethingProblem

It's called the Finals Diet. It's very effective. I don't eat anything, and when I feel like I'm about to pass out, I eat a cube of cheese.

@whyyouhateguys 6 texts in 15 minutes with NO responses from me? I can smell your desperation through my blackberry.. #unmanly

Carrier pigeons? RT @katiepavlich: I'm just going to assume the government is reading everything. Time to go back to snail mail.

I fully believe that high waisted pencil skirts give me superpowers.

I told myself I was going to stop shopping for a while, but then @brooksbrothers sent this out.. #INeedAllOfTheThings pic.twitter.com/iFx37uSHcX

Happy new year to my favorites on Twitter!! @zmjohnson @whyofcorso @myestrada90 @lawschoolsrat @trophydaughter @kndempsey @lawschool3l :)

I ALWAYS want margs. RT @lawschoolsrat: And now I want margs.

Dang it. I jinxed it. Staying off Twitter for all important/close games from now until forever.

@whyofcorso to match the *ego* of the type of people who get them.

@legallyzebra precisely why I try to avoid the general law school population during finals season.

That's enough work for one week. Time to go tequila shopping/tasting. #SpringBreakPriorities

It's finally here!! @brooksbrothers + @kjp  http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Kiel-James-Patrick-Collection/men-featured-Kiel-James-Patrick-Collection,default,sc.html?lid=leftnav-menu … #LOVE

Words cannot express my excitement! MT: @brooksbrothers: Have you heard? We are tying the knot with @kjp.  http://bit.ly/Zmnpbi  #KJPxBB

Just learned there is a song titled "Mama, don't let your kids grow up to be lawyers." Apparently my parents didn't know about it either.

It's been about a year since I first heard "Call Me Maybe" and I'm still in love with it.

Classmate: "Why does your IP casebook have purple spots on it??" Me: "Wine stains, obvs." #LawSchoolSolutions

I love this so much, it gave me chills!  http://brooksbrothersamericandream.tumblr.com/  Great work, @brooksbrothers!! #AmericanDream

But seriously. No one asked the question on everyone's mind tonight: "How will you and your running mate prevent a bacon shortage?"

Judge asked how I iron my shirts bc they never have any wrinkles. I said my secret is to avoid ironing altogether & shop @brooksbrothers :)