Free Dr Dogs 247 #FreeDrDogs247 Romney Has a Small Dick #RomneyHasASmallDick

I've half a mind to hand out "FREE DR. DOGS" brochures at the Royals game tonight

@nyratk1 LMAO twitter search for dingers is great. I'm gonna follow everyone that says dinger

#ThatsTheTruth when people tell you to be quite and also not RT them without following. IF U DO IT MEANS YOUR BAD

I hope no one else had to get their car toad today

TACO

@catpizzas Sorry for 1985. Sorry for New Coke.

@capnsanity TWITTER. DO THE RIGHT THING. FREE BOOTYZEN. #BootyZen #FreeTheAssGuru

"@_lickmystars: These people in my mentions did not just say they are from the 8th dimension" WE ARE TEAM SPACE WIZARD

ALRIGHT. OFF TO MIAMI. DINGER MACHINE OR BUST.

#WhatBrightensUpMyDay @theassguru not being dead

@cool_toes Means you need the TRUMPET. #TheTRUMPET

I gave @aardvarkwizard +K about Communism on @klout http://t.co/0OtIVajh

A million people have made that joke shut the fuck up RT @menshumor If Taco Bell delivered, they would make so much money today. #420

I gave @catpizzas +K about Pizza on @klout http://t.co/FJcrSjcx

SAY HELLO TO TEAM SPACE WIZARD RT @maybach__ Ugly hoes shouldn't retweet me. Especially if you don't follow me. Fuck.

@aardvarkwizard As a Man, I have to say.....I enjoy Kill All Men

#thoughtsduringschool Why Was Janae Sampson Ever Allowed To Talk @janaked10

@nyratk1 oh my god yes. bats.

@iekilseldoon #PrayForiekilseldoon #PrayForBurritos