Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'd be your friend no matter what you stick in your anus.
all this waiting is making me want to smoke a bowl....too bad I'm to lazy to get up
I miss all the sex I used to have.
You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes.
I lost my birth control pack and took Sunday's pill today....that explains why I'm all outta whack, right? 😜
Some ppl need a high 5.
To the face.
With a chair.
I'm not sure what I'm feeling right now.
I'm getting sick. Ugh
So much for being peaceful. I hope you get run the fuck over you fucking cunt! Let me see you in the street. Fucking cunt!!!!!
I'm not lost. Just undiscovered.
I am open to positive everything. Except lab results!
Stayed home today, like a bauce. Not really. More like an under-payed angry employee needing a day off.
Today was a good day. Work was slow, went on a cupcake run with some coworkers and braided some hair. ✌
I lost followers because I deleted people...well fuck you then :P
Fuck you you worthless piece of fucken shit!!!!!!! Suck a dick and die you muther fucker! #venting.
Wife problems #146: what the hell are you doing/thinking?! 🙆
Wife problems #278: I ask u to put something away when u're done w/ it & u look at me like "duh!" but still leave it out when u're done.
Every time I think of my husband, my eyes hurt from the much needed eye roll that he brings.
I hate the person I'm married too
I'm so pissed right now, but at the same time i expected this disappointment.....
I'm moody, and I contradict myself. I get anxiety about things I can't control. I'm a girl behind a computer.