I'd be your friend no matter what you stick in your anus.

all this waiting is making me want to smoke a bowl....too bad I'm to lazy to get up

I miss all the sex I used to have.

You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes.

I lost my birth control pack and took Sunday's pill today....that explains why I'm all outta whack, right? 😜

Some ppl need a high 5.



To the face.




With a chair.

I'm not sure what I'm feeling right now.

I'm getting sick. Ugh

So much for being peaceful. I hope you get run the fuck over you fucking cunt! Let me see you in the street. Fucking cunt!!!!!

I'm not lost. Just undiscovered.

I am open to positive everything. Except lab results!

Stayed home today, like a bauce. Not really. More like an under-payed angry employee needing a day off.

Today was a good day. Work was slow, went on a cupcake run with some coworkers and braided some hair. ✌

I lost followers because I deleted people...well fuck you then :P

Fuck you you worthless piece of fucken shit!!!!!!! Suck a dick and die you muther fucker! #venting.

Wife problems #146: what the hell are you doing/thinking?! 🙆

Wife problems #278: I ask u to put something away when u're done w/ it & u look at me like "duh!" but still leave it out when u're done.

Every time I think of my husband, my eyes hurt from the much needed eye roll that he brings.

I hate the person I'm married too

I'm so pissed right now, but at the same time i expected this disappointment.....