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I don't care about how many stars, or #followers I get. Don't even care about size of body parts. My name is Theo and I'm a compulsive liar.
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Should you happen to see a Toyota in your rearview mirror, make your peace.
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Doing the math - got a new follower, lost 2 followers...at this rate, I'd better say goodbye now.
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Wearing my bathrobe backward and pretending that it's a snuggie.
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I am over capacity.
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Still can't get used to saying Lady Gaga without feeling really stupid.
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I've heard it said that our muscles have a memory. Relatively certain mine have
Alzheimers.
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Twitter is natures way of avoiding reality.
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Eggs, scmeggs.The real reason not to have kids when you're over 40 is forgetting where you put them.
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Morning is going down hill. Watching predicitons of Nostradamus on History.Com. The good news is no longer have to floss, diet, pay bills...
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Tallulah Bankhead, on seeing a former lover for the first time in years ~ "I thought I told you to wait in the car.”
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Watching Barry Manilow sing. Wait, there's more - nothing on him is moving only his neck. Where are the songs coming from? Ventriloquist?
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Your mom is the best! I love waking up in the morning to the smell of her cooking bacon and crack in my kitchen.
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My BFF once ordered her coffee "like I like my men." The server said she was very sorry but they were out of gay coffee @lurkey.
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Trip to LA, and an appointment with my lawyer. Should you see a grocery cart in really good condition, please dm me asap.Thanks in advance.
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Ever think that people give u stars or follow because they know ur trying so hard to be funny and cute, and ur not? Me either.
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Feeling confrontational and insecure this morning. Attn: former follower #180- Why did u leave me? Was she funny, pretty, rich? WTF?
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At dress rehearsel for "possible" snow storm. Wearing pj's, hair in ponytail, watching old movies, eating marshmallows with loaded cocoa.
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Continually expanding my twitter repertoire: bacon wrapped kids.
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Saw panhandler at freeway ramp today, holding sign - "Homeless Bald Man Needs Hair Transplant" Gave him $5 for creativity and for some hair.
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