Sex bruises are good bruises.

I love when the universe reminds me that there are still wonderful and amazing people in the world.

Good pussy ain't shit compared to loyal pussy.

For my 2,000th tweet, I think I'm gonna post a topless pic of Me. Yes? No?

Boob. http://t.co/X0u0kvKV

My brother tried to turn a ho into a housewife. What a Dumbass.

My mind is a whore but my body is not. Except on Sinday. Then I'm a total whore.

My 12 yr old son sent me a friend request on Facebook. #ohdeargod

What do you call it when two guys fight over a slut? Tug-o-whore. :D

@ms_moneypenny_ anytime! Women should support each other instead of tear each other down. Men do that enough!

Holy fuck! I'm almost to 2000 tweets!

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your big mouth shut." ~Ernest Hemingway

I haven't abandoned any of you. I just need some time to myself right now. Hope everyone is well. <3

Some girl just called me kinky. So I pulled the whip out of my vagina and smacked her.

Don't be shy. This is twitter. You can be anything you wanna be.

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

I love that I don't need social media networks. While people were freakin out about twitter going down, I was going on with my life.

@meaganbb1 @irowlf yup. Curves and meat. Gotta be able to be rough with a bitch or it just isn't fun.

@meaganbb1 OMG! I did too! I've always loved the way pussy smelled. Especially my own. :D

@meaganbb1 :D http://t.co/09Shw2gC