Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sex bruises are good bruises.
I love when the universe reminds me that there are still wonderful and amazing people in the world.
Good pussy ain't shit compared to loyal pussy.
For my 2,000th tweet, I think I'm gonna post a topless pic of Me. Yes? No?
My brother tried to turn a ho into a housewife. What a Dumbass.
My mind is a whore but my body is not. Except on Sinday. Then I'm a total whore.
My 12 yr old son sent me a friend request on Facebook. #ohdeargod
What do you call it when two guys fight over a slut? Tug-o-whore. :D
Holy fuck! I'm almost to 2000 tweets!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your big mouth shut." ~Ernest Hemingway
I haven't abandoned any of you. I just need some time to myself right now. Hope everyone is well. <3
Some girl just called me kinky. So I pulled the whip out of my vagina and smacked her.
Don't be shy. This is twitter. You can be anything you wanna be.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I love that I don't need social media networks. While people were freakin out about twitter going down, I was going on with my life.
I do not like mornings. I smoke weed. A lot. I've got a dirty mind and a heart of gold. If you're lucky enough to find it.