@belowthenees' (Jason Nees) most faved Tweets...
For 20 min of fun...add the word "butt" in front of any sports nickname. (i.e. butt pirates, butt rockets, butt cowboys, etc). Have fun!
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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night a lot more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
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The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. Also, I will never again end a work email with the phrase "Regards".
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Boss: It's not child labor if it's your own kids. Me: Sweet! I'm having my daughter make me some Nikes!
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Walked into the bathroom today...awkward office guy turned away so fast he hit his head on the wall! Hiding something?
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Some days rather than a designer I consider myself a sit-and-stare-blankly-at-my-monitor-cause-I-have-no-clue-er. Luckily it pays the same.
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Nothing like starting a Monday off right with the three S's. Shit, Shave & Starbucks! (I shower on Tuesdays.)
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Since Wed is hump day, I guess we're all doing the 'walk of shame' this Thurs morning. Anyone else feel used and dirty?
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I stamped a star on my palm. If a friend says something funny I lick my hand and smack them across the face. Live action Twitter favorites.
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Not gonna beat around the bush with some witty, fun-filled Monday bashing, oh no, just gonna take the bull by the horns...MONDAY'S SUCK!
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I want to line my cubical with electric barbed wire so idiots won't pop their head over the wall to talk. Also, in the wall between urinals.
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Whoever termed the phrase "terrible twos" kid must've been an angel, because "terrible" doesn't do it justice!
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Whenever you find yourself in a bad mood, handle every situation like a dog...if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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