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Q: What signal do you send to a unicorn that wont run?

A: SIGSEGWAY
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ivey
for any fellow dvorak enthusiasts, my osx keybindings http://github.com/benburkert/dvorax0r
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brianthecoder
"43 files changed, 5 insertions(+), 1268 deletions(-)" makes me happy
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ivey
and the award for best warning message goes to openssl:

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!
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ivey
OH: "don't trust him, he's a pervert, and he loves emacs"
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mtodd
fedex delivered my bike to an address that doesn't exist. now my doesn't exist. thanks fedex.
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michaelcummings
I was just informed that todays parade was the "pride" parade, calling it the "gay pride" parade is redundant in San Francisco.
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Eleopteryx
for best result, read with in Yakov Smirnoff voice http://bit.ly/Bj3O7
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atmos
poolparty fascinates me. I see much genius, and much room for improvement.
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auser
are you there god? It's me, Ben. Please make me a Sanford & Son pinball machine. kthanxbai
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Eleopteryx
NPLM (napalm) stack = Nginx + PostgreSQL + Linux + Merb!
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ivey
sudo su kirk -c 'echo "KHAAAN!"'
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brundage
i for one welcome our new clintonian overloards
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cervus
Todays lecture is on web 3.0, but theres no mention of lol cats.
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nateritter
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