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If u can't beat em, hire some thugs to beat them for you
Screaming children - I can feel my ovaries shriveling
I have to pee like my bladder is in a fricken action movie -
Fast & Furious!!
When something on Twitter tells me it's "Forbidden" I always feel like it caught me being naughty
Is "pasty" a color? Cause that's how white I am. #NeedATan
Why have I not had Starbucks yet?