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I liked Tears for Fears back when they were just Tissues for Issues.
You’re just not into group sex, no three ways about it.
Boy, I could really use the morning-after-28-years pill.
Why not ‘Gay Modesty Parade’? Is there no pride in virtue?
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him the meaning of 'non sequitur' and tip your bartender.
In my world, “worst case scenario” is known simply as “scenario”.
I wouldn’t wish jazz fusion on anybody.
Just unfollowed myself. Want nothing to do with that dissociative noncommittal self-loather.
Confident I’ll always have my insecurities.
Warning the future me to ignore advice from my ignorant past self.
Rainbows are god's way of telling us he loves cock.
The “I love you too” person loves less.
Failure is SO an option.
Nothing makes me sadder than seeing myself happy in old photos.
Google “google search” if you want to hear the universe sigh a little.
What doesn’t kill you really pisses off the guy trying to kill you.
Called in sick of work today.
My actual history is mostly browsing too.
Living life to the emptiest.
I'm really anal about wiping.