Wish he would have said "your wife will love the new A5X chipset"

Dear Microsoft:

Photoshop opens faster than Word.

#somethingswrong

Hahahaha http://t.co/1pTZ5jQt

I'm going to announce a tablet tomorrow that is better than the Surface. Price: TBD. Launch: TBD. Battery Life: TBD.

All I know is it rocks

Oh this could be useful: http://t.co/TfgKeNr

Whenever I ignore a phone call and no message is left — I know I made the right decision.

Google Drive users: If a telemarketer called and asked for an itemized list of the contents of your home, would you give it to them?

Clear + Launch Center: http://t.co/99gtK30q

The best video I have ever seen, anywhere, ever. https://t.co/AdFViLaI

2.2 million credit card numbers stolen and you are worried about an anonymized location DB, all while you geo-tag your tweets.

My post about these API changes, bypassing the paywall because this needs to be said now: http://t.co/4gL9vkyb

Two rules:

1. You never need a reason to mount a laser on something.
2. Never question why someone mounted a laser on something.

Fixing RIM in 7 steps: http://t.co/HsaB7Jrq

The two worst things Twitter has done lately are disabled — thankfully. http://t.co/CUJLoxG

Shit my twitter timeline is doing that thing where it only shows political tweets again.

I'll try force quitting the app.

Comcast rep just told me to rescrew in the cable because electrons were probably jumping out of a tiny gap. For real.

This is a seriously good app, loving it: http://t.co/kCsdSkA3

Personally I don't care how many times Liam Neeson makes the same movie — I'll watch them all.

My iPad just arrived at my desk.





Not really, but man were you pissed for a second there.

I wonder why the iMessage protocol wasn't made "open" in the same way that Apple did with FaceTime.