"It's a whale." Best iPhone text message ever. http://t.co/rIGgHF1 via @johnniemanzari

Drunk Nate Silver counting out exactly five hundred and thirty-eight french fries at McDonalds, then slowly dipping 206 of them in ketchup

And that's why you don't have confidential Skype meetings in a coffee shop http://t.co/YcAfGpbs via @chronic @bos31337 #startupfail

The real cost of bitcoins: almost $150k/day in electricity to mine them with supercomputers:  http://bloom.bg/12TAexv 

Infuriating: Violence Against Women Act expires after GOP reps balk at protections for LBGT/immigrants/Native Amerivans  http://bit.ly/13bxkps 

This is hilarious: guy dresses and poses as strangers to match profile pics, then adds them on Facebook  http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/11/fb-troll-king/ … via @tandyq

This Facebook iOS app blog post should really be titled “Lessons learned from a few WWDC sessions on basic UI polish.”

Facebook, please stop suggesting I be "friends" with attractive members of the opposite sex who are in committed relationships.

Quite possibly the best photo ever taken of a politician http://t.co/WAnXnad via @davewiner

Epic. "How I Found the Human Being Behind @horse_ebooks, The Internet’s Favorite Spambot"

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Genius takedown of asinine Vogue fluff piece on rich neo-Brooklynites by @bro_pair and @brendlewhat.  http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/02/letters-to-vogue-come-come-nuclear-bombs.html … via @fart

Don’t call it Nemo, unless you’re ok with shilling for The Weather Channel. It’s an SEO ploy:  http://gawker.com/5982748  by @max_read

Nice write-up from @buzzfeedben on how our myriad drunken shots on Facebook won't prevent us from becoming leaders:  http://90w.pm/12I9TUi 

My first article for @buzzfeedpol just went up. Romney Campaign Looking Into Copyright Claim: http://t.co/weBnVBH9 cc @jessicahische

That Facebook did not anticipate this massive, life-altering UX fail feels like it’s bordering on criminal negligence.  http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB10000872396390444165804578008740578200224-lMyQjAxMTAyMDEwMjAxODI3Wj.html …

Attention nerds! The New York Times is looking for iOS and mobile web developers. Interested parties please reply or DM. #RTplease

I could write a novel with the time I’ve spent deleting accidental photos of my lock screen

The Strange Neuroscience of Immortality: a real-life Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom /cc @doctorow http://t.co/yNVtaRmO

For those not in the know (most of you) today is heterosexual pride day in Brazil. Yes, that country with all the dudes in speedos

Appears the guy who hacked @mat was a 20-year-old kid who just had an uncomfortable conversation with his dad:  http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/03/same-hacker-may-have-targeted-ars-reporter-krebs-and-wireds-honan/ …