Yes #KC, a case of @boulevard_beer Lovechild #2 will fit in the basket of your @bikesharekc http://t.co/Z9LAMJPd

@thisamerlife you should tweet the link for Cole Lindbergh's WoF Youtube videos. http://t.co/FRDMWer

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

If goto this Chinese Apple Store, can I get good maps for the iPhone 5?

@anniedavis I left after @theflaminglips got done

"@stevewweiss: How old do you have to be to not be called "dude"?" N/A

Google Now, like rest of @google is unaware of timezones. Widget shows @shoobe01 and @poor_ophelia plane still in the air.

@anniedavis I was thinking of selling a few of my bottles to idiots on craigslist for a premium.

Just more than 24hours after the Boston bombing. @piersmorgan is interviewing babysitters and grandmothers. You stay classy @cnn

Bank fraud, computer security top survey of Canadians' privacy concerns  http://huff.to/17f1ze5  via @huffpostcanada

@robdelaney if you come to KC I can probably get you a day pass for my gym. #fitness

The 80's sure had a lot of depressing songs.

@anniedavis real hipster hang outs are cash only. Infact I felt obligated to pay in my oldest shitty looking cash on hand while I was there.

Drinking a @funkwerks Leuven I bought in Denver last year.

@anniedavis @thaicoco05 in quotes, ha

My phone things it needs to tell me the weather in Munich since @shoobe01 and @poor_ophelia are there.

Does a yeast infection feel like a cactus in your vag ladies? Cuz I just say this commercial that basically said that.

@anniedavis @thaicoco05 Millions of peaches, peaches for me.

Bomb Girls Season 1 is now on netflix. For those who care.

@anniedavis @thaicoco05 don't listen to robots, they wish to destroy us.