Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
This stache on Anthony Kiedis though.
Welcome to the Struggle Bus.
Population: Me, a handle of Sköl and this pile of puke.
You'd be in good shape if you ran like your mouth did
So... my sister just pinned my mom in between two cars at the knees?
Bad times are what makes the good times feel good.
- Pinkie Toes
- The part of my body that makes my left eye twitch during serious conversations
Ground yourself in your perception before the prism. Let the spectrum after the prism be your reality.
Riding the elevator with a bee is definitely one of the more stressful things that's happened to me.
Not even able to handle this class. The only thing keeping me going is thinking how it goes 6-9, which is like 69, which is funny.
Been at work 24 of the past 36 hours. Happy summer everyone.
Beers are just getting way too casual.
Feds are taking an eye off 2 Chainz to watch me and wonder if the horrible things I'm doing to this chicken sandwich is grounds for arrest.
There honestly is just not enough nicotine in the world for this finals week.