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time to start drinking & live blogging this DVR'd Thanksgiving parade. Don't blame me, you signed up for this . FINE PRINT, DID YOU READ IT?
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benmarvinPunkrockie
BTW my 365 days of missed connections is not going well cute girls please come near me and make fuck eyes at me then leave.
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benmarvin
Dude, I totally love your shit.

And your tweets.

And your mail.

I go through your garbage.
I can never remember whether or not I'm supposed to mess with Texas.
Hopefully, time travel will bring with it a substantial increase in abortion at this supermarket check-out right now.
Made a sex robot out of the Xbox and now I'm at the free clinic getting this red ring of death looked at.
No, the crawler is not down. Maybe you're just not being funny. LOLJK, the crawler is broke as fuck.
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timhainesgiromidekambrocklbautistbenmarvin
Remember that time I asked to play with your brand new iPhone, then when you handed it to me I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! FUCKLULZ!
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cwindbenmarvin
That @Vinnie is just Elian Gonzales 20 years later.
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beccaomgzIsJonascwindbenmarvin
Remember that time I shot John F Kennedy? FUCKLULZ
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cwindbenmarvin
OMG YOU GUYS I just saw Arice in Wonderrand! It so good I CRAP SO HARD! I crap whore time! Guy next to me terr me stop crapping but I can't!
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Cutting coupons with @pixelnated. LOLJK, I'm just cutting myself.
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pixelnatedvinniebenmarvin
Stop fucking DMing me! What do I look like, the Twitter police? Bunch of crybabies...
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timhainesgiromidebenmarvin
This guy is trying to convince me that Wisconsin is the cheapest state in the country to drink alcohol. True? Anyone wanna go?
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Dammit, why can't I find any Tori Amos or Fiona Apple ringtones for my iPhone?
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yagermeisterbenmarvin
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