@benmarvin's (Osama Ben Marvin) recently faved Tweets...
Backseat, windows up, that's the way we leave the baby and puppy in the car while I'm in the casino gambling.
Sunday mornings remind me how much I miss being unemployed. Like staying up till 5am on a Tuesday night.
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Livetweeting the Oscars isn't funny. Livetweeting a skateboarding or lifecoaching website? Fucking hilarious.
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Dollar for dollar, a woodchipper rental is way more entertainment for a bachelor party than any skank stripper. Maybe you combine the two...
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That's why I came to the internet! I was researching a book report back in 6th grade. I think I clicked a banner ad and lost track of time.
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Is there a Facebook app that lets me find people with the same birthday as mine? It will make this whole identity theft career way easier.
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Everything I need to know about Metric to Standard liquid measurement conversion I learned from the urinal.
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Don't expect me to wake up at 5am on Saturday and not build something that looks like it was slapped with a crooked dick.
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I really need to stop taking advice from Yahoo Answers. I've got a bloody nose, super glue in my peehole, but I think I got my cat pregnant.
Being heterosexual. Looking at porn, hitting on girls, downloading Miley Cyrus remix....I MEAN MORE PORN!
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It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up...Wait wait wait, real gangstas can't read. Who writes this shit?
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