Girls that quote Marilyn Monroe are usually the ones that end up having their kidnapper's baby.

If Uncle Murda doesn't win a Grammy, then what good is this Awards Show?

Turkey Day shoutouts to some of my favs @thelastvirgo @larisasays @parker287 @missmayn @mistookmistake @rstyn @paxochka @etncloutier #FF

I heart @mistookmistake. I can see why freaks wanna copy her because she's funny, beautiful, sweet & nice. But you aren't her. So stop.

My Fav Criminals! @larisasays @cheezitslut @thelastvirgo @missmayn @tgitues @angelxfisher @parker287 @shariv67 @paxochka @tequilatears #FF

I spent $4 million on a Super Bowl ad & it's just a Power Point Slide that says: #FF @larisasays @thelastvirgo @missmayn & @wendyliebman

#FF 2013 Edition: Shoutout to babes/favs! @thelastvirgo @paxochka @lexxieviolin @angelxfisher @larisasays @tgitues @shariv67 @laynabug83

Sweet & Funny: @nancyjew @juliasegal @im_tricia @shelbyfero @robinmccauley @wendyliebman @letsgetgizzy @aporianat @smethanie @ohmyashlee #FF

I thought Magic Man was a documentary about Earvin "Magic" Johnson. #Magic #OrlandoMagic #AIDS #HIV #Herpes #PornStars #YouPorn

If you still like Twitter & just want to #LOL at some tweets try: @missmayn @larisasays @paxochka @fleshcake @theguydf @kendragarden #FF

If you watched and laughed at the comedy of #ParksAndRec last night, then you laughed from the creative writing of @meganamram. #FF

I love female rappers! #FF my girl @legac & watch her video #ThatBitch  http://bit.ly/14in7Ha  #OffMyMedication #Oklahoma

Shoutout to @legac for following me! ME?!! White Girl Raps Fast (google that, if ya don't know)! Get her album #OffMyMedication now!

Also #FF 2013 Edition to: @wendyliebman @ohmyashlee @klovestheater & @krystimercury because they're funny & beautiful human beings in life.

I have OFF from work on Friday, 12-21-12! I'm just going to stare at the sky all day waiting for it to rain frogs, or asteroids!

"TELEVISION!" - @kreayshawn

I'm in love with them & their tweets! #FF @thelastvirgo @missmayn @larisasays @dirtymelodies @lexxieviolin @melissastetten @ohmyashlee

They give me comedy tickles: @laneymg @jennyandteets @dirtymelodies @shariv67 @paxochka @tgitues @ladylardman @nancyjew @desi_princess #FF

Just unposted a photo.

If I name drop a celebrity, I'm trying to get a RT. I won't ask for one though. It's based on merit. They'll do it if they want to. ##