Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Hey girl, you must be an mlb umpire because you keep missing my calls.
Hey girl, you must play for the Twins cause you leave me stranded in scoring position.
If Greinke would have been allowed to carry a concealed weapon, none of this would have happened. Thanks Obama.
AROD and Ryan Howard walk into Best Buy. When asked if they need any help they both respond "No thanks, just looking" #Yankees #Phillies
We could all see the government was going to be shutdown last week when news came out it had visited Dr. James Andrews.
Netflix has picked up the canceled series, Government.
Hey girl, what's your service time cause I wanna call you up.
Derek Jeter, seeing the Lakers score, is trying to remind the bandwagon Laker fans that the Yankees were their original bandwagon team.
Young child watching football asks: "Daddy, what's a Redskin?" --Things you shouldn't have to explain in 2013
Twins scouting Ron Harper.
McGwire won't want to talk about the fight after the game because it was in the past.
Hey girl, you must be a database because I want to SELECT number FROM you WHERE response=yes group by us.
Hey girl, you must hide the ball well in your delivery because you're hard to pick up.
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