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Hey girl, you must be an mlb umpire because you keep missing my calls.
If Greinke would have been allowed to carry a concealed weapon, none of this would have happened. Thanks Obama.
AROD and Ryan Howard walk into Best Buy. When asked if they need any help they both respond "No thanks, just looking" #Yankees #Phillies
Derek Jeter, seeing the Lakers score, is trying to remind the bandwagon Laker fans that the Yankees were their original bandwagon team.
McGwire won't want to talk about the fight after the game because it was in the past.
Hey girl, you must be a database because I want to SELECT number FROM you WHERE response=yes group by us.
Hey girl, you must hide the ball well in your delivery because you're hard to pick up.
I always see tweets about it but...there's no element called Human in the periodic table.
WGN just showed videos of Bin Laden trying to watch baseball on Saturdays but then vowing jihad when FOX blacked out all the games.
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