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Wanna never be friends? Whenever someone clearly describes what they like and why, just reply with, "You're obsessed!"
Romney is literally whining. He's 65.
At the beginning of the relationship it's "any friend of yours is a friend of mine" and soon becomes, "i hate all of your friends so much."
Rob Ford and Dear Zachary have shattered Canada for me.
I JUST SAW A VIDEO OF A BABY PIG SAVING A BABY GOAT FROM DROWNING NOW I WANT A WIFE
Here's the thing with podcasts, you really have to be some kind of weirdo to listen to an hour long conversation that you're not a part of.
Obama's next speech; "I don't care if you're gay or straight or as high as shit, this is America. Let's all hang out."
There's a whole world outside of your face. Take a picture of something else.
Girl at work said, "I'm so nauseous right here." and put her hand on her sternum.
You hear, "that little boy is going to be a heartbreaker," A LOT more often than, "that little girl is really going to whore it up one day."
This poof of hair that has become popular makes you look like you're inviting Jeff Dunham to put his hand in your butthole.
If you hear a sentence start with an informative, "a real man..," then you're about to hear some stupid shit.
I didn't realize why it was called a 'Restroom' until I got a day job. I'm just hanging out in here, lately.
I can and will. except for sideburns, I can't grow sideburns.